Funny Conversation

I wish I could carry a recorder around with me and record every conversation with Isabelle. She is hilarious and you never know what's going to come out of her mouth. Of course I can only remember a few but I thought they were worth noting.
Last week, I can't remember what we were doing but Scott was talking she told him,"Daddy, be patient!" Another day, she told me to, "Chill Out."
The other night, her and Easton picked up on the word,"hate." They "hated" everything. After telling them a few times that wasn't nice, I told them I was going to put soap in their mouth if they said it again. So it quit for a little while. Well, we get in the car to go to the ballpark and she says,"Mommy,I hate these(pointing to her shoes)." I said, "Isabelle, what did mommy tell you about that word?" She said,"You gonna put soap in my mouth and I don't like that." So I told her,"Let's not use that word...let's just say we don't like them." She says,"OK, I don't like these." I asked her why and her response,"because I hate them." She's too much!!
Here's our conversation in the car last night:
Isabelle: Mommy?.....(for about the 10th time)
Me: Yes sweetheart?
Isabelle: I not sweetheart, I Isabelle.
Me:Oh sorry...
Isabelle: Mommy?
Me: Yes Isabelle?
Isabelle(with a little smirk):I not Isabelle, I sweetheart and you Lori and daddy Scott.
Me: What's grandma's name?
Isabelle:Grandma Nita
Me: What's mimi's name?
Isabelle(thinking very hard): Ummm...MIMI!!
There are so many more I just can't think of them. I really need to carry something with me to write them down so I can remember! She definitely keeps us laughing.