Me: who did you sit by at lunch?
Easton: same person I always do, Caden.
Me: what did y'all talk about?
Easton: really,mom??
Me: why can't you tell me?
Easton: because we were talking about girlfriends.
Me: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?? Easton: No that's what we were talking about, how I could get one.
Me: does Caden have a girlfriend?
Easton: yes
Me: so what did he tell you to do to get one?
Easton: he says I need swagger.
Me: what is that?
Easton: you know, like some coolness!!
Me: so who do you want to be your girlfriend? Brooke??
Easton: how did you know??
Me: bc you told me before. You can't have Emma bc her brother so you'll take Brooke.
Easton: yeah. That's right but I'm gonna have to fight Braden for her bc he likes her too. (Pause) there's a lot of pretty girls in my class but they aren't perfect cute.
Me: perfect cute??
Easton: yeah like you. That's what daddy told me, that you are perfect cute. So I guess I can't marry anyone til I know they are perfect cute!
Man, I love that kid. I wish I could remember every conversation with all my kids! Need to do this more often!